···11+# Naming systems
22+33+In accordance with fun hacker tradition, all of my machines are given fun and
44+memorable names with an identifiable pattern. Here's all of them (as of time
55+of writing anyways):
66+77+- Linux personal computers, named after pastas
88+ - ~~`tagliatelle`~~: My custom-built mATX workstation in China. Decommissioned.
99+ - `fettuccine`: An ASUS ROG Zephyrus M16 2021 (GU603H) who served as my main
1010+ laptop from 2021 to early 2025. Dormant.
1111+ - **`pappardelle`**: A Lenovo XiaoXin Pro / IdeaPad Pro 5 14-inch 2025 (14IAH10).
1212+ Current main laptop (and PC in general really).
1313+1414+- Mobile phones, named after cheeses
1515+ - `ricotta`: A Chinese iPhone 12. Mostly used as a hotspot machine and for
1616+ quarantining questionable Chinese apps.
1717+ - **`roquefort`**: A European iPhone 15. My main phone.
1818+ - As an exception to the pattern, `fromage` was my 2018 Intel MacBook Pro.
1919+ It still works, but not very well, for obvious reasons.
2020+2121+- Servers, named after breads
2222+ - **`focaccia`**: A CX22 box from Hetzner that runs everything between
2323+ proxies, a Tangled knot, an ATProto PDS, even my Ente instance, and
2424+ my main reverse proxy tying them all together.
2525+2626+ - `brioche`: A CX23 box from Hetzner. I don't really know what to do
2727+ with it yet.
2828+2929+- Miscellaneous
3030+ - `marmelade`: S3-compatible Hetzner Object Storage containing all my
3131+ Ente photos. Yes, I should consider getting some backups. Maybe I'll
3232+ name them after another jam/jelly/however you call it.