Still Alive
rgebee.bsky.social
still-alive.txt
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1This was a triumph.
2I'm making a note here:
3HUGE SUCCESS.
4It's hard to overstate
5my satisfaction.
6Aperture Science
7We do what we must
8because we can.
9For the good of all of us.
10Except the ones who are dead.
11
12But there's no sense crying
13over every mistake.
14You just keep on trying
15till you run out of cake.
16And the Science gets done.
17And you make a neat gun.
18For the people who are
19still alive.
20
21I'm not even angry.
22I'm being so sincere right now.
23Even though you broke my heart.
24And killed me.
25And tore me to pieces.
26And threw every piece into a fire.
27As they burned it hurt because
28I was so happy for you!
29Now these points of data
30make a beautiful line
31And we're out of beta.
32We're releasing on time.
33So I'm GLaD I got burned.
34Think of all the things we learned
35for the people who are
36still alive.
37
38Go ahead and leave me.
39I think I prefer to stay inside.
40Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
41Maybe Black Mesa...
42THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA. FAT CHANCE.
43Anyway, this cake is great.
44It's so delicious and moist.
45Look at me still talking
46when there's science to do.
47When I look out there,
48it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
49I've experiments to run.
50There is research to be done.
51On the people who are
52still alive.
53
54And believe me I am
55still alive.
56I'm doing science and I'm
57still alive.
58I feel FANTASTIC and I'm
59still alive.
60
61While you're dying I'll be
62still alive.
63
64And when you're dead I will be
65still alive.
66
67STILL ALIVE
68
69STILL ALIVE